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except when the vacation is over and your car breaks down. that is the suck.
BUT
MonkeyDogSnakeHuman is still on vacation with work from some great guest creators!! so check it out. there will be a couple of fun things popping up very soon so stay tuned.
here at WC and its sub-branches of comic goodness and slight mothballing, we really have the best collection of spamming commenting spampeople. they are truly dedicated to their spidery robot craft of giving me hundreds of penis and drug and designer bag ads to go thru. so if some of you had actual comments and it got spammed i apologize, you prob shouldnt have put a link to meatspin in it.
hey valentines day happened so heres this thing.
thats for everyone, including the spammybots. Â happy vd from dog and snake of my comic MonkeyDogSnakeHuman. woof woof.
tonight i will be leaving on the mothership to planet funk as (no, not brodus clay) Dr funkenstein and pfunk land in my town to melt the blizzard away. lets hope i get home before sunrise.
submissions for guest strips for MDSH are due next week folks so get em doneeeeeeeee
~jabby
wiped a grown man’s ass. besides mine. got a smartphone. networked. continued a thrice weekly strip with minor bleeps. Â found out my lungs have an age. worked 48 straight hours.
2. Did you keep your new years’ resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
nope didnt have one. this one is to save more money. hahahaha too late broke it.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
babies! more babies!
4. Did anyone close to you die?
A lot of almosts and those i may have known.
5. What countries did you visit?
scotland this year! none last year…
6. What would you like to have in 2012 that you lacked in 2011?
well i got the better job i wanted from last year! now some more money and more lady would be nice.
7. What date from 2012 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
jan 17 – everything changes for the better
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
gettting out of a majorly horrible job and finding a much more satisfying one. also MDSH coming to life.
9. What was your biggest failure?
spending all my money. again!
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
rice paper lungs!
11. What was the best thing you bought?
good food. new clothes. i was a bore this year.
12. Whose behaviour merited celebration?
anyone who was selfless. my lady travy
13. Whose behaviour made you appalled and depressed?
anyone that thinks being selfless is anti-liberty. also the mongrels from my old bookstore job.
14. Where did most of your money go?
yum yums. and bills. video games. shirts.
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
an awesome new job. really good comics. insanely good movies.
16. What songs will always remind you of 2012?
well, here are my top ten listened to songs of 12 as determened by my last.fm scrobbler.
1. saint etienne – ive got your music
2. saint etienne – popular
3. saint etienne – dj
4. saint etienne  – last days of disco
5. Â saint etienne – heading for the fair
6. saint etienne – i threw it all away
7. saint etienne – when i was seventeen
8. fishbone – DUI friday
9. fishbone – akkafoo
10. saint etienne – answer song
so yeah its safe to say my album of the year was saint etienne – words and music
17. Compared to this time last year, are you happier or sadder?
happy happy joy joy
18. What do you wish you’d done more of?
more straight up writing. more fixing up. more exercise.
19. What do you wish you’d done less of?
less nothing.
20. How will you be spending Christmas?
already spent it. was i supposed to do this earlier or something?
21. i was that once.
22. Did you fall in love in 2012?
oot oot
23. How many one night stands?
does being mandated count?
24. What were your favourite TV programmes?
psych, big bang theory, walking ded
25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?
still hatin on the ones that deserved it
26. What was the best book you read?
im not ure i read anyyyyyything this year. a nice anti-book year. lots of comics tho.
27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
seeing golden filter live was a revelation.
28. What did you want and get?
days off. a new job. a continuing comic. good movies.
29. What did you want and not get?
so much.
30. What was your favourite film of this year?
my top movies of this year are in no order:
cabin in the woods, spider -man, avengers, dark knight, chronicle, Prometheus, 21 jump street.
my favorite movies i got to see for the first time this year in no order –
the tree of life, the grey, raid the redemption
31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
i got mandated and worked an overnight then slept lol
32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
infinity gauntlet
33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2012?
t shirts and jeans. the usual.
34. What kept you sane?
fishbone, saint etienne, pills, tracey, videogames. coffee. tv somehow.
35. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
naked ones
36. What political issue stirred you the most?
empathy
37. Who did you miss?
all my friends.
38. Who was the best new person you met?
all my new work buddies
39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2012.
stop whining and just do it.
40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year.
she said
sometimes it make me want to die
sometimes it makes me scream and shout
and when the record’s over
just tell me what its all about
hey gang. while i float away on a new coltrane live set and a ryan adams marathon (and some  other things) i zapped up a couple of new sketchcards for the kids. one of these is of everyones favorite serpent of various appendages, Snake from MonkeyDogSnakeHuman:
The second is of one of my favorite Dc characters, Cosmic Boy from the Legion of Super-Heroes.
The Cosmic Boy one is now up on Ebay, which would be awesome if it were bought by someone that thought it was awesome for someone they thought was awesome. Ten Percent goes to the comic book legal defense fund, a cause that is really near to my heart. so thats cool.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/140893972407?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649
Next card will be of my favorite character, so most of you know who that is. Meanwhile keep on enjoying new MonkeyDogSnakeHuman strips!
– love jabby
holy crap. mdsh has hit 100? madness. with the exception of girls don’t like us, its prob the longest project ive worked on! in time, not episodes. heh.
thanks from the world cocoon/mdsh crew for sticking around for 100 comics, hope we are all enjoying 100 more!
THE MDSH 100 CONTEST
so heres a lame wee contest for the kids on our happyday. either post a quote about the comic on your preferred socially media site (just let us seeeee) or draw a picture about/or with a character from MDSH, and our favorite one gets a one of a kind sketch card of their fav character which you might be able to sell off one day. Contest starts now and ends…well originally it was set to end last week but a vortex of storms and sickness bopped that. so right now shoot for nov 30. good luck!!
so i guess it was a sort of final design. i put it up on zazzle, and the proceeds will not go to any kind of political fund, itll just go to helping me buy art supplies and food.
http://www.zazzle.com/or_perhaps_a_third_choice_bumper_sticker-128607819682934127
my spit smells something awful.
anyway here is an unfished demo mock up of a bumper sticker im working. 
aw yeah shucky ducky quack quack im on vacation sonnnnnnnnn
what you ask, i thought you are on vacation all the time since i never see you post here?
shut up i say. shut the hell up.
anyways, on vaca and this means some awesomey guest artists have jumped into the game for me covering shifts all long the monkeydogsnakehuman spectrum.
mon and wednesday are up so checky checky!!
PROJECT W HAS BEGUN.
besides that, remember to check out monkey dog snake human at
www.mdsh.worldcocoon.com
and like us on the faceybook ats
hey humans
since we last talked i turned thirty-hkwgfkirgbfvc and MONKEYDOGSNAKEHUMAN got its own little continent of the world cocoon world at WWW.MDSH.WORLDCOCOON.COM !!
Well the circle gets completed as now monkeydogsnakehuman has its own facebook page. so check it out and hit the like button and all that shit that barely means anything but makes me feel good and fills the empty hole of abandonment inside of me. um so yeah – www.facebook.com/monkeydogsnakehuman – thanks
also, as of friday’s strip we hit a magical number. no not 50, 42!!!!! you know what that shit means. and even better – friday 5/25/12 the day of the strip – is towel day. the stars have alligned. put out your thumb.
to celebrate, here is a picture of sweet sweet zooey my love playing trillian. she is in shorts and thats great. one day ill get my zooey/selma blair/alexis bledel team up movie and die lonely.
