World Cocoon

its free comic book day. go to the comic book store and go get some free comics. its ok people will not look at you weird. you can actually go in and look at weird people. its great. sometimes you can even fall into both categories.

and in the spirit of free comics i give you a new comic. for free. like normal. on the excuse me side of things this time.

www.excuseme.worldcocoon.com

enjoy. i messed around with a new lazy style that of course took just as much time as every other style. at the end it turned out to remind me of jean michael basquiat. so theres that. but like without the meaning or talent. im sure the eventual downfall is there tho.

so if you like it or dont like it, comment. i notice alot of people comment about their favorite sex drug enhancers, which i guess is great. but you know, stuff about the comic would be better. and no, i dont believe you are of college age, and why would your roomates want to party just for me anyway???

if there was a biopic of roman polanski made, and if michael cera were an actor, he’d be a great choice to play him. of course, polanski would be a marvelous choice to play an old michael cera, as he walks through a movie awkwardly.

he made great movies. and i think something else happened once too.

making the desire for maeby funke that much more interesting.

its nice to have these toofs pulled out and not feel pain. i wonder if i can get xrays of the rest of my life to see what else needs to be filled or extracted.

anyway, a new little zero is up. this one is a multi parter cause the dreams are getting too big to fit into one page. in this page you get taught the art. enjoy. im back on track so expect a creator and the next page of lz before the weekends…end. yay. its a good thing im a hermit cause its fucking nice out.

hi. ive been away cause my face exploded. ill be back in a few days with an update, and maybe i can get my dentist to take pix of my mouth, it looks like fallout3. oh and it fucking hurts.

holy crap. i wish they had put earphones in this vice strapped to my head so i could at least listen to something while my head gets crushed. ive been a crabby baby lately for every reason ever to be a crabby baby including shitting myself pantsless, and i think i may have actually evacuated a good part of my soul, leaving me to sleep for like 20 hours a day. i am now on a schedule of staying up until i am tired and then sleeping until i am not tired. its fucking roulette, so have fun and guess my sleeping patterns for the week, and the closest for each day next week beginning sunday will get a prize, that prize being a shitty drawing of something they like, or perhaps i will put them in creator or something. who knows.

which reminds me, there are some new creator pages up, a little late. sorree. im just about back on track so woo.

my cat claude is my favorite living being, and he shows his feelings for this by being suicidal. you would too. earlier i found him trying to topple the tower of babble onto himself. i think he also tried to erase my whiteboard cause he was sick of my promising myself id get shit done that i still havent two years later. im looking at you, misti’s drawing. :/

claude attempts death

today, smarch 12th.

the time – 11am. i have half drank a very large coffee, ate some weird 711 hoagie with eggs and hash browns in it. i am sleepy. ive been playing gta4 since…5 in the morning i think. i killed 4 pigeons and drove around the rest of the time. this is what i do. this is what i have always done. drive around. drive drive drive.

today it is cold out. not freezing, just cold. and my neighbor is mowing the lawn. he will continue to mow the lawn about every other day until november. and he will do it as early as possible. i have lived next to this person all my life and he has never gotten my name right. he calls me jasup. i have never heard of anyone named jasup. ever. one day a spaceship made from a flying guitar will save me.

so i ate a salad before and now im sweating. it wasnt a fried salad (i wish) and it didnt have bacon in it, or pork chops, or speed, or coffee. just regular salad things. and im sweating. so yeah im healthy. order your art now folks, its gonna be worth something soon.

new little zero within the day, and next creator page friday. lets eat donuts together.

jab sick. jab not feel gud. becoming zombie. jab pee from butt and crap from mouth. smell like coffee. jab head hurt bad. jab take pills. jab head hurt bad. jab sweat. jab watch bad movies. drink gaturaids. cold. so cold. jab take shour still smell. jab sweat. so cold. crackurs tastes so gud. when jab be gud again?

oooh new comics posted! one on the excuse me page and one on the creator page! love it.

www.excuseme.worldcocoon.com
www.creator.worldcocoon.com

ah we come to the tail end of random readership sweeps week, and i figured it would probably help if i did some comics this week. so im fixing up a new page of creator for you to lick and i should have a new excuse me up before weekends…end. i will probably also whine and cry about having to fix my car again. ugh.

random readership sweeps week will only bring you things.

treadmill kitties!