World Cocoon

ive got to stop playing fable 2 and do something more constructive like, maybe look for a job. but i dont have to redo my resume in fable; people just give me jobs right away. there is a sign up looking for a bartender and i go in whenever i want and make money no matter how bad i fuck up. what does nobody else work in albion? lazy fucks. i work and i fight monsters and i own everything. so there. its those side quests. they always keep you busy.

i have lots of side quests in real life too.  theyre written on a whiteboard i have hanging across from my desk. things like ‘send forms’ or ‘do laundry’ or ‘draw avitar for misti’. these things never get done for some reason (laziness). i think later i will retitle laundry into ‘deliver package’ and draw avitar for misti’ into ‘help villiager’ so that maybe i will think that im actually playing fable and go do these things i need to be doing. of course then i would try and save, or reload my life to before it all got fucked up. file corrupted.

adriana lima got married to the governor of ny and this makes me sad because adriana lima knows she should be with me. im just if not more goofy looking than that guy.

finally, congrats to morrisey for winning an oscar for directing slumdog millionaire. i saw one of his concerts back in the day and they were selling a pillowcase with his face on it. why didnt i buy that? he’s dreamy.