aids rocket to disneyland (half a butterfly head)

morning wise was a collosal deflation to my sense of personal renewable energy as i had none. ok, yes i played a little too much call of duty yesterday, but scientists have not really figured out how much call of duty is too much call of duty. theyve figured out how much mmo playing is too much, cause, you know, those kids either died from being up too long or killing themselves cause someone took their imaginary vorpal sword. well fuck them, i fell asleep at 9:30 and dc universe doesnt come out for 9 days. ill stay up and kill myself then, and itll be worth it cause dc universe is gonna be awesome. i know i made a resolution not to say awesome anymore, but its too awesome of a word not to say. unless someone wants to pony up some dough to send me to volcabulary rehab, too bad. made ill start a kickstarter for it.

today’s weird comes in a pair. some might say its weird that two things happened on the second day of the year, but those people are assholes.

you know how there was a blizzard? and then a bee? now there is fog. thick, ass nasty fog. like a smoky moaty grandpa munster magic potion mr wizard fucked with. the nothing.

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this is some crazy ass fog. it kind of freaked me out. then it only got worse as i drove to work.

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this pic doesnt really convey how god damn foggy it was, but picture the beginning of tales from the darkside taking place in the movie the mist. then thats sort of it but add some sort of smoke. crazy funky. could barely see where i was going. pretty fun actually.

at work i stood there thinking about the kind of druid i would be playing as in a pathfinder game. i decided i kind of wanted a bear as my familiar, as simply they are nature’s soulless killing machines. later on, i was writing down a description of a book i was looking for, and it had a bear of the cover. i wrote ‘bear’ on a piece of paper, and the power in the building went out with a tremendous POP. i blame satan, and chalk it up to another day in the 365 days of weird.