you cant force a movement.
just incase you were wondering, yes a new tv is enough to keep me from doing any posts for a half month because a- time goes by faster when you are older, and b- hd is fucking awesome. oh well.
heres something, using the laws of magic id like to let you naysayers know that even if i dont post for a day, if i do two instances of weirdness in another post then it counts.
so anyway today i was getting fuel for my car because i got paid because it is friday and if you have no fuel in your car it doesnt go anywhere and some lady put blue rubber doctor gloves on (2×2 hands of blue) to pump the gas. when she was done she took them off and threw them in the trash next to where i was pumpin’ it like a champion. weird. it wouldnt be as weird if i coulda figured out if she was actually a woman.
IM GOING TO PLAY CALL OF DUTY NOW.
oh wait – vote for me for a shorty award for other because apparently none of my friends have the time to.