March 2009

pantyhose vampire

holy crap. i wish they had put earphones in this vice strapped to my head so i could at least listen to something while my head gets crushed. ive been a crabby baby lately for every reason ever to be a crabby baby including shitting myself pantsless, and i think i may have actually evacuated a good part of my soul, leaving me to sleep for like 20 hours a day. i am now on a schedule of staying up until i am tired and then sleeping until i am not tired. its fucking roulette, so have fun and guess my sleeping patterns for the week, and the closest for each day next week beginning sunday will get a prize, that prize being a shitty drawing of something they like, or perhaps i will put them in creator or something. who knows.

which reminds me, there are some new creator pages up, a little late. sorree. im just about back on track so woo.

my cat claude is my favorite living being, and he shows his feelings for this by being suicidal. you would too. earlier i found him trying to topple the tower of babble onto himself. i think he also tried to erase my whiteboard cause he was sick of my promising myself id get shit done that i still havent two years later. im looking at you, misti’s drawing. :/

claude attempts death

claude attempts death

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today is the first day of the rest of the day

today, smarch 12th.

the time – 11am. i have half drank a very large coffee, ate some weird 711 hoagie with eggs and hash browns in it. i am sleepy. ive been playing gta4 since…5 in the morning i think. i killed 4 pigeons and drove around the rest of the time. this is what i do. this is what i have always done. drive around. drive drive drive.

today it is cold out. not freezing, just cold. and my neighbor is mowing the lawn. he will continue to mow the lawn about every other day until november. and he will do it as early as possible. i have lived next to this person all my life and he has never gotten my name right. he calls me jasup. i have never heard of anyone named jasup. ever. one day a spaceship made from a flying guitar will save me.

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do that thing where you write stuff and its funny.

so i ate a salad before and now im sweating. it wasnt a fried salad (i wish) and it didnt have bacon in it, or pork chops, or speed, or coffee. just regular salad things. and im sweating. so yeah im healthy. order your art now folks, its gonna be worth something soon.

new little zero within the day, and next creator page friday. lets eat donuts together.

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chinese finger trap

jab sick. jab not feel gud. becoming zombie. jab pee from butt and crap from mouth. smell like coffee. jab head hurt bad. jab take pills. jab head hurt bad. jab sweat. jab watch bad movies. drink gaturaids. cold. so cold. jab take shour still smell. jab sweat. so cold. crackurs tastes so gud. when jab be gud again?

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awesome sandwich

oooh new comics posted! one on the excuse me page and one on the creator page! love it.

www.excuseme.worldcocoon.com
www.creator.worldcocoon.com

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